You’ve seen us, we’re everywhere; minivan drivers. I know what you’re thinking… where are they going in such a hurry? Why do all minivan drivers drive so fast?
It doesn’t matter where we are going, wherever it is, we’re going fast. Wanna know why?
When you have this many kids, you are always late! I have to drive fast to get where ever it is I’m going on time.
Mystery solved. I’d tell ya more about it, but I gotta go; I’m running late.